32. (32) Cleveland Browns 

Here’s an idea, let’s just call these guys the Charlie Browns. Blockheads!

31. (29) New York Giants 

Does anyone miss Tom Coughlin besides me? Oh, and you’re three injured receivers, of course!

30. (30) San Francisco 49ers

Think VP Mike Pence will ever come to one of your home games? Yeah, I doubt it, too. You guys do visit Washington this week, however. Hmm. Maybe President Trump will pay you a visit. Oh, what am I saying?

29. (27) Chicago Bears

So much for Mitch Tru-BEAR-sky. I wanted to get excited. Honest.

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28. (31) Los Angeles Chargers

A three-spot climb and it was for beating the winless Giants? Well, you’ve scored more points and allowed fewer than the Bears, at least.

27. (28) Indianapolis Colts

How disheartening must it be that, a day after you beat the 49ers for your second win, it’s immediately announced that Andrew Luck has already been ruled out for Monday night’s game against the Titans?

26. (20) Arizona Cardinals

No fix it, no biscuit! Maybe Adrian Peterson can help.

25. (26) Miami Dolphins

I know you beat the Titans, but I’ve got to draw the line somewhere if only I knew your former offensive line coach wouldn’t snort it through a $20 bill.

24. (15) Tennessee Titans

Dudes, you lost to the Dolphins. C’mon, man!

23. (25) Cincinnati Bengals

Don’t look now, but the Red Rifle has completed 47 of 66 passes for 614 yards and five touchdowns in his last two games.

22. (19) Houston Texans

Love your spirit, your new quarterback and personally, I think you have the best cheerleaders in the entire NFL. Without J.J. Watt for the rest of the season, however, well, I’ll just keep following your cheerleaders on Twitter.

21. (21) New Orleans Saints

Didn’t play so they don’t move. You know how bye weeks work in Bobby Mac’s Power Rankings by now.

20. (24) New York Jets

Mike Jurecki of Arizona local sports talk radio fame showed me a screenshot on his cell phone where these dudes actually would be in the playoffs should the season end today. Thank God the season doesn’t end today.

19. (23) Baltimore Ravens

Joe Flacco, in a win over the Derek Carr-less Raiders, reminded the Cardinals of what “splash” plays can do for an offense. Not that Flacco and the Ravens had any of those until last week, of course.

18. (22) Minnesota Vikings

Yeah, Sam Bradford didn’t look right at all on Monday night. Beat the Bears behind Case Keenum and a very good defense. Totally not sold on the Vikes, though, so don’t get me wrong.

17. (16) Buffalo Bills

Move back one spot after falling to the Bengals and take the week off.

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16. (13) Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Still dealing with problems at kicker. Welcome to the world of the Cardinals, who you meet this week in Glendale. Betcha it comes down to a missed field goal.

15. (11) Oakland Raiders

That’s three straight losses and this week, you get the Chargers. I’d be a little leery.

14. (14) Washington Redskins

Were on their bye week so they don’t move. Have fun toying around with the 49ers on Sunday.

13. (12) Dallas Cowboys

Rest your weary heads, Cowboys fans. Your team isn’t the only one that’s fallen to the magic of Aaron Rodgers. The Cowboys just happen to be his latest victim.

12. (18) Carolina Panthers

Cam Newton looked impressive in beating the Lions. He’ll have to do it again on Thursday night to beat Washington.

11. (9) Los Angeles Rams

Had five turnovers in their loss to the Seahawks. That’ll pretty much get you beat every time. I say the Rams fall to 3-3 this week when they play at the Jaguars.

10. (17) Jacksonville Jaguars

They’re leading the AFC South with a 3-2 record are running the ball better than anyone. Still room for improvement, but they’re coming on, peeps.

9. (5) Pittsburgh Steelers

Drama. Drama. Drama. Marsha. Marsha. Marsha.

8. (8) Denver Broncos

Coming off their bye week, the Broncos stay where they are. They might not move even after they beat the winless Giants on Sunday. Tune in next week.

7. (6) Detroit Lions

Well, I said it would be decided by a field goal, but I had the Lions winning in Week 5, not the Panthers. Detroit gets New Orleans this week, which should be an entertaining game.

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6. (10) Seattle Seahawks

I don’t think they are really this good, to be honest. You know these guys, though – they always find a way to get it done even when they don’t look like they have it going. They get this Sunday off.

5. (7) Philadelphia Eagles

I’ve suddenly become a big Carson Wentz fan. Love his poise, pocket presence and wish I had him on my fantasy team.

4. (4) New England Patriots

Count on the Patriots to improve to 3-0 on the road this week. They play at the Jets and will own them.

3. (3) Atlanta Falcons

Didn’t play so they stay right here. They should destroy the Dolphins if they take Sunday’s game seriously.

2. (2) Green Bay Packers

The just keep getting it done despite injuries and obstacles. There are some decent contenders from the NFC, but this is the team to beat. Good luck.

1. (1) Kansas City Chiefs

Still undefeated and still No.1. If the Steelers pull their heads out, they actually might be able to hand the Chiefs their first loss. I just don’t trust the Steelers right now. 

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