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With Nike as the new apparel partner of the NBA, all 30 teams are looking to make a statement — both good and bad.

In addition to new home and away jerseys, each team was also issued a special “statement” alternate uniform to be worn on select occasions. Some of them are pretty outlandish, while others strongly resemble existing designs.

The NBA statement jerseys will go on sale November 20, according to Nike. 

Ranking the NBA statement jerseys from Nike:

30. Cleveland Cavaliers jerseys

These are just dreadfully bad. The first thing is the striping on the jersey, which looks more like tire tread that aesthetic diagonal lines. Next, there is almost no spacing between the chest logo and the numbers, leaving an egregious amount of dead space that occupies more than 50 percent of the jersey. This could have been easily fixed by doubling the size of the logo and repositioning the numbers.

29. San Antonio Spurs jerseys

Who designed these and thought it was a good idea? First, it would have been nice to see the Spurs go with a black alternate as opposed to yet another matte grey option. Regardless, these are so unappealing to the eye. It honestly looks as if someone just took stickers of numbers and the Spurs’ logo and just randomly placed them on an ugly canvas.

28. Portland Trail Blazers jerseys

Similar to the Cavs’ new alternates, it just looks like tire tread running across the abdomen of the jersey. Some small points for poorly executed creativity, sure, but the blandness of the wording and numbering make these things even worse. Maybe put some white trim to spice up a bland font? No? Okay.

27. Los Angeles Clippers jerseys

This honestly looks like a photoshop error. Not only is the chest logo terrible, but its overlapping the numbers … Why? What could possibly be the point of doing that? I don’t mind the black base with red, white and blue trim, but that is egregiously bad placement of the logo and numbers. Wow.

26. Toronto Raptors jerseys

There’s not a whole lot to hate about these jerseys, but when you remember they’re supposed toe “statement” edition alternates, it becomes clear that the Raptors just missed the point with these. Your mascot is a dinosaur, for crying out loud. Taking into consideration the potential these jerseys could have — and seeing that Toronto settled for these boring things — elicits some rage.

25. Brooklyn Nets jerseys

I mean, really? Just going with BKLYN? Just like the Nets continually finish in the bottom of the league, so too do their new alternate jerseys.

24. Denver Nuggets jerseys

I know the Nuggets were trying to bring back some vintage flare — and I’m usually all for nods to the past when it comes to alternate uniforms — but this is an example of how not to do it. The yellow is actually too much, a product of not enough secondary color on the front. And the skyline is white against a bright yellow canvas. As a result, it’s barely visible and therefore ineffective.

23. Atlanta Hawks jerseys

On paper, they’re unique. But when you remember the Hawks used  pretty much the same jerseys as an alternate last year, major points are deducted. Still, dealing with these as a separate entity, the patterning is cool but is curiously only used on the jersey and not the shorts. Throws the whole look off.

22. Indiana Pacers jerseys

I like what the Pacers are going for, but they just straight up missed with these. Besides the awkward circular logo design on the front, what’s with the inconsistent patterning on the back? On a positive note, the navy blue trim throughout is very well done. It’s just hard to like that logo or ignore the weird lines on the back.

21. Miami Heat jerseys

Not much of a “statement” made here. In fact, a strong argument can be made that Miami actually just made worse versions of their existing home jerseys. I don’t really see the point of why the team decided on these. Too lazy to design new ones, I guess.

20. Boston Celtics jerseys

Like Houston, the Celtics had the right idea with the black base. Of course, they whiffed by using the same font and numbering style on their standard jerseys. What makes these jerseys sway on the bad side is the green trim on the collar, arms and waistband. It’s way too thick.

19. Houston Rockets jerseys

This is where the rankings turn from bad to nothing special. I really don’t mind these, but I wish the Rockets would be a little more creative with these. They took a nice first step by using a black base, but the font is rather bland and unexciting. Also, what’s with the inconsistency with red and gray trim on the collar?

18. New York Knicks jerseys

I love the orange and blue trim on the collar and arms, but the lettering on the front of the jersey ruins it for me. First off, a white jersey isn’t much of a statement — but it’s not a lost cause. They could have done something creative with the logo, but instead they used a traditional “New York” word mark but still butchered it with white trim on a white base.

17. Milwaukee Bucks jerseys

Look, huge points for creativity here. I want to like these so bad, but they just aren’t that good. I’m 100 percent on board with the logo, but they tried a little too hard to fit the numbers between the antlers. And I’m not really sure where I’d put the numbers to make it look better. Obviously, it would be perfect with no numbers at all — but that’s not an option they had. 

16. New Orleans Pelicans jerseys

Man, I’d kill for a giant Pelican logo. Instead, New Orleans gave us a pretty basic uniform set. They’re pretty standard with a plain red base and a subtle yet distinctive font style. The number placement is fine. My one complaint (other than lack of creativity): There’s a good navy blue collar, so where is the matching arm trim?

15. Los Angeles Lakers jerseys

Typical Lakers, just going with what works. You can’t really get mad at the lack of creativity here when considering how good the Lakers’ standard jerseys are. The purple and yellow is always aesthetically pleasing with these guys.

14. Dallas Mavericks jerseys

In the same vain as the Nuggets’ alternates, but executed much better. The horizontal blue stripe across the chest is a unique touch that works well with the skyline, and the number’s placement and size both work. The gray tones work nicely with the navy blue base and secondary colors. One complaint: The vertical “Mavericks” wording on the shorts.

13. Memphis Grizzlies jerseys

For me, there is a lot of missed potential here. I think the colors work well together — with a sky blue base, paired against navy blue with white and yellow trim — but it’s a huge miss on the logo and numbering. Similar to the Cavs’ mistake, the numbers and logo are both too small and too close together. Still too much dead space here.

12. Oklahoma City Thunder jerseys

These really aren’t bad; they’re just not great either. I like the idea with a navy blue base and a lighter blue trim, and it works nicely. An orange logo is also good, but it’s not done effectively enough. Seriously, if the “OKC” lettering just had some lighter blue trim on that navy canvas, this jersey could crack the top five. Still, it’s a bad miss.

11. Golden State Warriors jerseys

These might be the most creative, and most well-thought-out jerseys of the bunch. Still, creativity isn’t everything; they still have to look good. It’s a really nice homage to the Warriors’ original home of Oakland, which is where the “tree” logo originates. Aesthetically, there’s too much blank and white on a canvas where the Warriors’ yellow color could really shine. Also, I can’t say I love the whole “the Town” concept. I get that it’s an Oakland thing, but I treat it the same way as when Clevelanders say “The Land.” Just makes me shudder.

10. Chicago Bulls jerseys

If we were just doing rankings based on looks, the Bulls would be even higher on this list. Unfortunately, we’re talking about “statement” jerseys and this is just another re-hashing of the classic Bulls look. Of course, there’s nothing wrong with them. Black canvas and great uses of red and white throughout. Just not enough creativity to get beyond the No. 10 spot.

9. Minnesota Timberwolves jerseys

The Timberwolves added lime green to their color scheme to reflect Minnesota’s Northern Lights phenomenon — and that’s all well and good, but they went a little too crazy with it here. Trust me, I’m a big proponent of neon colors on jerseys but there’s a right and wrong way to do it. Also — are those shoulder yokes? I know you like hockey, Minnesota, but this is the NBA.

8. Sacramento Kings jerseys

If the Hawks did what the Sacramento did here, they might also be in the top 10. The unique gray patterning here is also present on the Kings’ new court design, which is a fantastic touch. They gray and white trim looks great on the collar and arms, although I wish a similar design was used on the shorts. Overall, though, these are unique and well-executed. Good job by Sacramento.

7. Washington Wizards jerseys

These are a little different, but I like them. I admit I’m on the fence about the sharp color change from red to blue at the collarbone, but overall I think it works. Nothing unusual about the “Washington” lettering, but I’m glad they chose red (with white trim) for the numbering. That really allows the trim on the arms/collar, as well as the red and white vertical side striping to achieve maximum effectiveness.

6. Detroit Pistons jerseys

A lot of people dislike these, but I’m actually kind of a fan. They went with a gray base — which nobody else attempted — and did it justice. While I don’t love the collar shape, the “Detroit” blue lettering is simple yet sharp with the red trim (and same with the numbering). My favorite aspect is the “DP” logo on the shorts. Very well done.

5. Charlotte Hornets jerseys

This is the best purple and teal have looked together since the classic Diamondbacks’ uniforms in the early 2000s. These jerseys have beautiful white lettering with teal trim on a purple base, and the teal collar is aesthetically pleasing. Honestly, these jerseys would be perfect if it wasn’t for the numbering. I mean, it’s just plan teal with no trim and no sharpness to it. Overall, these uniforms are still great but the bland number style is preventing them from vying for the top spot.

4. Orlando Magic jerseys

Pinstripes, baby! I know a lot of people were hoping for a blue jersey (myself included), but the black base with blue pinstripes is even better. Look, these jerseys don’t explode or really grab your attention — but they’re stunning nonetheless. And you have to love the white lettering and numbering against those dark tones (Also, a note to Charlotte: Look at that lettering and number style. See how they match?) 

3. Phoenix Suns jerseys

This seems to be an unpopular opinion, and I don’t really know why. When you look at all 30 of these “statement” jerseys, the Suns might be the only team that actually captured the spirit of the thing and didn’t come out with a total abomination. The huge “PHX” lettering is its own statement, and the shadow effect makes it stand out even more. And that orange and purple trim on a black base? I really don’t see how people are against these.

2. Philadelphia 76ers jerseys

These are absolutely beautiful. The cursive script lettering with subtle blue trim, the stars and stripes down the sides, blue and white trim on the collar and arms, and the “13 stars” logo on the waistband. These are sharp, balanced, creative and aesthetically stunning. However, folks on Twitter did point out that without the dot for the “I” in “Sixers,” it looks like the jersey reads, “Suxers.” Which, when you think about it, almost makes it even more appropriate.

1. Utah Jazz jerseys

It’s extremely hard to be both simple and creative — but when such a combination is accomplished, that’s what some call a masterpiece. That’s what the Jazz have done here. Taking the team’s blue “note” logo and slipping the numbers into the negative space? It’s so simple, yet it’s brilliant. And it looks absolutely fantastic. Another underrated aspect is that the numbers are green, which help to create a balanced trilogy of color with the yellow base, blue logo and green numbers. I need these full-time.